Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

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Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

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What do your sister and snow have in common?

I plow both.

Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

Because he's snowed in.

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What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland?

It Netherlands.

How do you make cocoa powder?

Throw from the plane

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What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.