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Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

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What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

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Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones?

Attention Basingers

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.