Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

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Why are there no headache pills in Troy?

Cause Paracetamol

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

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How do you call playing games while it snows heavily?

Blizzard Entertainment.

Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden))

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What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

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Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.