Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

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Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

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Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

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Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

Whose son was Edward the Black Prince?

Old King Coal!