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Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

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What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

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How can you find Will Smith in the snow?

Because he's black

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

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How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

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Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.