Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive?

Cause he's dead.

Why are outdoor workers so in fit?

Cause they work out.

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Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

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What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

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Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.