Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

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Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

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Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

How do you call playing games while it snows heavily?

Blizzard Entertainment.

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Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones?

Attention Basingers

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Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...