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Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

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Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

What does a musician use to build a house?

A tuba-four

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Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.