Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

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How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

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Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway?

Roy Jeep Biv

When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.