Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a pile of leaves?

Raisin Bran

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

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Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

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Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

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Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.