Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

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What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

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Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

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Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway?

Roy Jeep Biv

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Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

Because he's snowed in.