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Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

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Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

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Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...