Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

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How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

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Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

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What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

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Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.