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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

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What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back?

To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..

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Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

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Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

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Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

Because he's snowed in.

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.