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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

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What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

What's the difference between Reddit and the 1984 Universe?

You can leave Reddit.

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Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

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Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)