Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Previous Random Joke Next

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

Why is Russia a very fast country?

Because the people are always Russian!

Edward Jokes More Edward Jokes

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.