Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why did the veggie band sound horrible live?

Because they were missing a beet.

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

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Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

Because he's snowed in.

What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

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Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

How to climb a flight of stairs?

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