Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

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Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

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Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

Because he's snowed in.

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

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How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.