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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

What do you call an internet cafe in Russia?

A cyberian cafe.

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.