Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!

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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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What do you call an internet cafe in Russia?

A cyberian cafe.

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.