Snowden Jokes

What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't the whistleblower step outside?

Because it's Snowden.

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why wasn't Vladimir late?

He was Russian.

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

Whistle Blower Jokes More Whistle Blower Jokes

What do you call one referee who tattles on another referee?

A whistle blower

Why couldn't the whistle blower make it home for the holidays?

He was snowden

Whistleblower Jokes More Whistleblower Jokes

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now?

Because we're Snowedin.