Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

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What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

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What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)