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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

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Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

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What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

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How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

What do you call a house that changes every month?

A Werehouse.

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What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!