Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

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Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.