Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

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Why didn't the shy juggler perform at the circus today?

Because he didn't have the balls!

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

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How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.