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Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

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What is the difference between a brothel and a circus?

One is an array of cunning stunts!

What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws?

An acrocat!

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Why did Reddit's restaurant go our of business?

All of its servers were busy

How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.

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What is the only olympic sport that Mexicans can compete in?

Bordercross

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A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin