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Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

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Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?

You can hear a cough drop.

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

Washington Dc Jokes More Washington Dc Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin