Washington Dc Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin

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Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.