What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Who picks up the tab?

The German.

What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600?

An Atari 2600 has more game.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What do you find in an empty nose?

Fingerprints.

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.