What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!????

A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!

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Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

Why did the terrorist's post make it to the front page of reddit?

Because it blew up.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...