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Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

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Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

What do you call a guy who likes to lose?

Ewan

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Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

What do women call men who are shorter than 5'7"?

Friends

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Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".