Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

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What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

Why did the twitter army lose all their battles?

Because they kept retweeting.

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Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

What do you call a man who cleans out toilets?

Lou!

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What does a two-headed cat say??

Weow!

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head