Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

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What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

Because Sam sung better than him

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Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

What goes "Hahahahaha...thud"?

Someone laughing their head off