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Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

Why did the mortgage broker go out of business?

Because he lost interest.

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How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

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What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.