Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

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Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys?

No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!

What is the best way to lose money?

Lend it to Greece.

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What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

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How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.