Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

Because Sam sung better than him

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Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!

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A screwdriver

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Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

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Because she uses the other one to sing.

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What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

Because Sam sung better than him

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Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

Who sung?

Sam. Samsung