Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

Because Sam sung better than him

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When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

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Smoked Muenster.

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What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning...

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

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What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.

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The Space Bar

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Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

Because Sam sung better than him

Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.