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Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

Because Sam sung better than him

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What is a joke that so stupid that is actually funny?

There was a thread months ago but i lost it...

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

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Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.

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What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.

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Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

What did Sam say to the young Americans?

Guess where this finger's going.