Steve Jobs Jokes

What my iPhone and Steve Jobs have in common?

They are both dead...

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Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

How did Steve Jobs die?

From PC

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

Why is Steve Jobs middle child unemployed?

Because he's always inbetween jobs.

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

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How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

What's the final product Steve Jobs released?

The iDied

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

Because Sam sung better than him

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One day she'd just had un uf.

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No connection

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What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

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What is Steve Job's favorite food?

Nothing because he's dead*

What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?

They both died when they were really popular.

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Steve Jobs went underground.

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

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What is Robb Stark's least favorite band?

The Fray

What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?

They both died when they were really popular.

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What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

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What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

To help with the cavity searches

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What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

What does a woman get every month that lasts 3-5 days?

Her husband's salary.