They are both dead...
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Your products are fruity.
Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.
Steve Jobs went underground.
From PC
An Apple turnover.
Because he's always inbetween jobs.
The Space Bar
McBook Eyre
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
The iDied
Because Sam sung better than him
They both died when they were really popular.
Nothing because he's dead*
The hospital ran all out of patience
He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.
Because he Ramparts the Red Sea each month
See ya next month.
The Fray
EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!
Because he went ice skating before it was cool.
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do
Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.
Hit the road, Jack.
Apples ideas.
