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Steve Jobs Jokes

What my iPhone and Steve Jobs have in common?

They are both dead...

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

How did Steve Jobs die?

From PC

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

Why is Steve Jobs middle child unemployed?

Because he's always inbetween jobs.

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

What's the final product Steve Jobs released?

The iDied

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

Because Sam sung better than him

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What is today's special at Google's employee cafeteria?

Alphabet Soup.

Why are there so many Mike Tysons on my news feed today...?

May the forth be with you

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Why is Bill Gates scared of the number 7?

Because 7 8 10.

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

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What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

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Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.

Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

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How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

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Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again?

He's been underground for five years now.

Why did the hipster go to the gynecologist?

To get a Pabst smear.