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Steve Jobs Jokes

What my iPhone and Steve Jobs have in common?

They are both dead...

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Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

How did Steve Jobs die?

From PC

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

Why is Steve Jobs middle child unemployed?

Because he's always inbetween jobs.

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

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How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

What's the final product Steve Jobs released?

The iDied

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

Because Sam sung better than him

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A Hipaacrite

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

Bill Gates Jokes More Bill Gates Jokes

What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.

What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired?

He drove people bananas!

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why is there so much segregation today?

All Fridays Matter

Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today.

Apple Product Jokes More Apple Product Jokes

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What does a woman get every month that lasts 3-5 days?

Her husband's salary.

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

How do pirates sing the ABC's?

Abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?

They both died when they were really popular.