They are both dead...
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Your products are fruity.
Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.
Steve Jobs went underground.
From PC
An Apple turnover.
Because he's always inbetween jobs.
The Space Bar
McBook Eyre
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
The iDied
Because Sam sung better than him
They both fear the wurst
It's your dad.
They both hang out at the Space Bar.
To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.
There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.
Because he is the heart of the storm.
The doctor asks. "I stepped on something."
Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.
Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"
When the big hand touched the little hand
Fire.
Because everyone had to go on in pairs!
Nothing -- apples don't talk!
The Chargers.