Steve Jobs Jokes

What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.

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Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

Why is Steve Jobs middle child unemployed?

Because he's always inbetween jobs.

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

Because Sam sung better than him

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Decline Jokes More Decline Jokes

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What does The Lion King have a lot of?

Simbalism

Why doesn't the ant ever get sick?

He has lots of antibodies.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist?

An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.

Mac Jokes More Mac Jokes

What do you call Dubstep on a Mac?

IDropIt

Why can't a Mac sing?

Because it's not Adele

Economy Jokes More Economy Jokes

How does a painter support their art in this economy?

Easel-y

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter "D"!