They are both dead...
Your products are fruity.
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.
Steve Jobs went underground.
From PC
An Apple turnover.
Because he's always inbetween jobs.
The Space Bar
McBook Eyre
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
Because Sam sung better than him
My Grandma can unlock an iphone.
We're Finnished.
Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.
Because one more would be "two-fahrty"
Checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.
Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!
They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
He ran out of cocaine.
I've bean everywhere, ma'am!
Where did Es-car-go.
They all lost their hearing
Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "
When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.
Hows the chemotherapy going?
