Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!
Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!
Where's the evidence
2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
Hiss-tory!
Bison.
It's not my fault I'm blind.
Because they can't spell "read it".
Clothes-minded.
You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.
When Rodrigo finds out he is his own mother
When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.
He writes scary stories.
Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.
Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.
