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What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why is a Boston painting school so special?

Because everyone there is ahtistic.

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

How's the ventriloquism going?

ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.

How many books can a blind man read?

Brailly any!

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Why is English such a hard language to learn?

Because it's

How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad dad look what marma-laid'!

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What did the IRS agent say to the financially backward store owner?

Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion

What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

She turned it over and used the other side.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.