Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

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What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

Why does the sky cry sometimes?

Because it's blue

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What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

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What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?

His shoulder.

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!