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Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?

Lily!

Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans"

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

What is the scariest part of a cavity search?

When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.