Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

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Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

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Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

"Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

How does every racist joke start?

Looks over both shoulders....

What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me