Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

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Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

Why was the young strawberry crying?

His parents were in a jam.

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What do you get the girl who has everything?

Penicillin.

What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

How does every racist joke start?

Looks over both shoulders....

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What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid.

Where do children learn their ABC's?

At LMN-tary school!