Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

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How could you do this to me?

She cried. I responded, "Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

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Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

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Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

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Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!