Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!
In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.
Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential."
He wanted a spare in case he had a split.
They wanted to go to the mooo....vies
When his hand caught fire!!
The ground!
A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**!
With a cowculator.
Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.
