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Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

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What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

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The dead cat has skid marks around it.

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An anarchid.

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I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

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E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

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Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**!

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Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.