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Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

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What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

What's the difference between a movie rental machine and several prehistoric towns?

One is Redbox, the others are Bedrocks.

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Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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What's accounting?

Something Italians learn in preschool.

What Nationality has the easiest time learning sign language?

Italians.

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What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**!

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

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Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.