Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

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What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

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Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

Why are some musicians so antisocial?

Because all they want is tonics and dominance.

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What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

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Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**!

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How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

What do you get when you subtract original blues from modern blues?

Delta blues.