Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.
Because no one wants them.
To avoid criticism and comparison.
The elf-abet.
Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.
A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**!
Delta blues.
The Age Of Ultron.
