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Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

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What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

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What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

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Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

When his hand caught fire!!

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Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**!

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How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.