Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

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Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

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What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

What type of bees don't die?

Zom-bees

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What does it mean....?

He said, nag,nag,nag,nag!

What can I do to stop my addiction?

She said, "Whatever means necessary." "No it doesn't," I said.