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Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

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Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

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Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

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What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!