Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

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Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

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Why was George Washington buried on Mount Vernon?

Because he was dead!

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

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What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

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How do Freudians describe the human mind?

As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma.....

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights