Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

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Why is he crying?

Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.

What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

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Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

Because they're still alive.

How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'

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What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart

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What do you mean by being loud?

Quiet the opposite.

What can I do to stop my addiction?

She said, "Whatever means necessary." "No it doesn't," I said.