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Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

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Who are you?

You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record

What to Russian Zombie Athletes want?

GAINZZZZZZ

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Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

Her batteries were dead.

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

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Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.

What happens when the Pope dies?

Another one popes up.

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What do you mean, ten?

Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."

What is meant by 'a pull factor'?

A big red sports car.