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Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

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What do you call not wanting to reminisce?

No-stalgia.

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

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Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in the sky!

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How do most vegans die?

Malnutrition.

How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

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What does it mean....?

He said, nag,nag,nag,nag!

What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN.. ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means