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Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

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Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

What do you call A man doing Laundry?

Non-existent

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

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What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

Red Shirt Jokes More Red Shirt Jokes

Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts