Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

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What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.

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Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

How do you separate Greek men from Greek boys?

With a crowbar.

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What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.