Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

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Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

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What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

What do you call a natural blonde who dies her hair?

Artificial intelligence.

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Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

What is the best method of separating juice?

By concentration.

Red Shirt Jokes More Red Shirt Jokes

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.