Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

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He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!

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20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

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I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

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With a crow bar.

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Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.