Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

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Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub?

You throw in some laundry and detergent.

What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.

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Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Red Shirt Jokes More Red Shirt Jokes

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.