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Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

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Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

What is the most racist house chore?

Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.

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What is Tom Brady's favorite opera?

Deflatermaus! (Die Fledermaus!)

How do blondes' brain cells die?

Alone

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What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

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Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts