Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

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What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

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Why did the plumber cry?

His family died.

How do blondes' brain cells die?

Alone

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What separates the men from the boys?

Operation Yewtree.

What is the best method of separating juice?

By concentration.

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Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts