Because red shirts die easily.
Because they all wear red shirts
Because they'd miss each other.
Because they always miss the joke
It got stuck in 9/11
It made him shy!
He turns off his Xbox.
They we're tied!
Because they always miss their target!
Of course, I'm shuriken.
In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.
You're about to meet da-feet!
Because they like raising a stink!
In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)
So they know where to stop shaving
They'll get chapped lips!
The Mediterranean.
Because their performance is lack-cluster.