Because red shirts die easily.
Because they all wear red shirts
The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.
In a cacti!
It cracked.
If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.
Because everyone is dying to get in
Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn
They only had 2 trucks
Because they kept retweeting.
The captain's log!
You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents.
They hate getting cured.
Existence is futile.
Because it's the future.
Just the First Order.
You can't.
