What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

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How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

On a blind date

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What is amnesia?

Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings

What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

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What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

With an en croissant