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What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

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Where does geography and geography meet?

The Bermuda Triangle.

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

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Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock...

What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common?

The Battle of the Bulge.

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How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.