What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

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Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

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Why did the twitter army lose all their battles?

Because they kept retweeting.

What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

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How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

With an en croissant

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.