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What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

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Where my single ladies at?

Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

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What do you call a battle of wordplay?

Pun-fu fighting

What's a bodybuilder's favorite fight of the American Civil War?

The Battle of Gaine's Mill

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Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.