Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.

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Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

What room is missing from almost every house?

A Mushroom

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What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

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What are the advanteges of a long distance relationship?

All four people are happy.

Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.