Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.

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Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

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Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

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What are the advanteges of a long distance relationship?

All four people are happy.

Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.