Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.

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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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Miss.Steak

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Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

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Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.

What are the advanteges of a long distance relationship?

All four people are happy.