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Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.

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What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?

She took the 33 bus twice instead.

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What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed Harambe

What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

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Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.

What are the advanteges of a long distance relationship?

All four people are happy.