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Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho

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Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

He missed the rains down in africa

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

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What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.

Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year?

They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

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Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho

Why were there only 49 contestants in the National Ebonics Beauty Pageant?

Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says "Idaho".