Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

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What do you call Batman when he misses church?

Christian Bail

Why couldn't I run the Compressed File?

I was missing the important Bits.

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Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

If you boil a clown...

Do you get a laughing stock?

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.