Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

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What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

A duck

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

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What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through one of his skits without laughing

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

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What's faster than a black man with your TV?

His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

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What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?

You can't.