Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

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What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train?

Because it went straight pasta.

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Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten-tickles

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What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt.

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

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Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke