What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

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What do you call 3 Irish tree surgeons?

Tree fellas

Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow