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What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

3 Legged Cow Jokes More 3 Legged Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.