What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

What has three feet but no legs?

A yardstick.

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Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

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What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

What do you call a cow that plays with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

What is amnesia?

Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings

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What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow