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What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What do internet pirates have on their legs?

J.pegs

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

Who's there! Cynthia! Cynthia who?

Cynthia you been away I missed you!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Why Wasn't Jesus born in Italy?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Utah?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

3 Legged Cow Jokes More 3 Legged Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.