What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

What do you call an Asian lady with one leg longer than the other?

Irene

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Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

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What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

Triangull

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.