What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

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Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

What do you call a 3 humped camel?

Pregnant.

3 Legged Cow Jokes More 3 Legged Cow Jokes

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow