What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Why can't Americans play chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

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What's half of 8?

5. The other half is 3.

Why couldn't the 3 speed mixer get auto insurance?

He was high whisk.

3 Legged Cow Jokes More 3 Legged Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.