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3 Legged Cow Jokes

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

3 Leg Jokes More 3 Leg Jokes

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

2 Leg Jokes More 2 Leg Jokes

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

What do you call 2 medics?

Paramedics

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"