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3 Legged Cow Jokes

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

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What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because the chicken was having a day off!

3 Leg Jokes More 3 Leg Jokes

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy?

I can't hear you, but I can see your point