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What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

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What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

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How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?

A cow that can milk itself!

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How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.