What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

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What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

What happens if you cross a snowman and a vampire?

You get a frostbite.

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What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

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How do cows go from one town to another?

They cowmmute.

What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

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What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it in the cow.

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.