What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

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What happens when two pastries divorce?

They have a custardy battle

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

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What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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What do cows do for entertainment?

They go to the mooooovies.

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

Milk and quackers.

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What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.