What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

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What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

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How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

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Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.