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What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

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What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

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What happens when a Cow tries to jump over a fence?

Udder destruction

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

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What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.