Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

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Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

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What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

Darn!

How did the Pianist play without fingers?

Not very well at all...

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Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

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Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.