Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

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What does a WoW player with tubercolosis say when he ends a conversation?

TBC

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

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Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

Pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

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How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

How is a marriage like a hot bath?

Once you get used to it it's not so hot.