Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

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What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do witches ring for in a hotel?

B-room service.

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill...

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long