Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

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Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

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Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

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What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.