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Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

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End Jokes More End Jokes

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.

What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.