What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What do you call a computer that says hello to you when you start it up?

A Dell.

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

N Jokes More N Jokes

What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?

Nowledge.

T Jokes More T Jokes

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

What do you call a T-Bone steak without the T?

D-Bone steak

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg?

The bombshell!

What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus &amp a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang the picture.

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.