What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

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Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

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The night before a test.

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A coconut

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They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

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Because n always has to be the center of attention.

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Nowledge.

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Artificial celery

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Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

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Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

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I pity the full!

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With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

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Sir, this is a morgue.

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Because he can't "C"

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You'd think its R but it's actually the C

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

What did the pineapple say to the coconut?

Pia Colada!