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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

End Jokes More End Jokes

Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter!

What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

N Jokes More N Jokes

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

How do you spell Canda?

C,eh,N,eh,D,eh

T Jokes More T Jokes

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's on the inside of a clean nose?

Fingerprints.

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

How would u like that prepared?

ME: um medium well W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

Why do you never play hide &amp seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!