What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

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To stop getting wet!

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Dear Reader

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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

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N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

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There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.

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The taste.

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A tongue

T Jokes More T Jokes

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Because its in the middle of water!!!

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

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Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

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C Jokes More C Jokes

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You can't C me!

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Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!

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A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.