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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

End Jokes More End Jokes

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

What color is this?

4: McDonalds The end

N Jokes More N Jokes

What did N say to Z?

Stand up!

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

T Jokes More T Jokes

What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

C Jokes More C Jokes

How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

How do you spell Canda?

C,eh,N,eh,D,eh

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

Tickle its balls.

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

What is that white thing in my pork&ampbeans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren &amp Stimpy

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

How do you get rid of an itch?

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

When someone asks "You know what I think?

What color is this?

What did N say to Z?

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Why is the letter T like an island?

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

How do computers learn to read?

How do you spell Canda?

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

What is that white thing in my pork&ampbeans?