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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

N Jokes More N Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

T Jokes More T Jokes

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

What's black and brown on the inside and blue and white on the outside?

Jail

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What is the integral of 1/cabin?

B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!