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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

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Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What is the question?

Does Wagner begin with a "V"

How would the Mexican Star-Spangled Banner begin?

Jose can you see

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts with "W" and ends with "ife"?

Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

N Jokes More N Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What is the only word in an English dictionary spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly is the only word spelled I n c o r r e c t l y

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why are blondes like corn flakes?

Because they're simple easy and they taste good.

Why have all Remain voters suddenly gotten so salty?

They don't like the taste of being the minority!

T Jokes More T Jokes

How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

If u say its not ok they give it to u for free

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut