N Jokes

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

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What is the only word in an English dictionary spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly is the only word spelled I n c o r r e c t l y

What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n

What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

How do you spell hypocrisy?

R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N

Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

What did N say to Z?

Stand up!

What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly?

I n c o r r e c t l y

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

How do you spell Canda?

C,eh,N,eh,D,eh

What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

Nothing

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How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

How did Canada pick its name?

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

Why is N the coolest letter?

Because it's N.Ice

What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

Nothing

What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

How does a horny guy spell relief?

B-L-O-N-D-E.

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What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.

Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?

Because it is in the middle of TNT.

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?

Nowledge.

What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

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