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What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger French fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

French Jokes More French Jokes

Which French novelist looked like a scrotum?

Balzac

How can you identify a French Infantryman?

Sunburned armpits.

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

League Jokes More League Jokes

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

Legend Jokes More Legend Jokes

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

League Legend Jokes More League Legend Jokes

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger French fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

Out Jokes More Out Jokes

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs