Legend Jokes

Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

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What do you call a legend of Zelda fan theory?

Head Ganon

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger French fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

Why do the French hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

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They might be cheetahs!

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Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

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Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

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What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!!

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!