Legend Jokes

Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

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What do you call a legend of Zelda fan theory?

Head Ganon

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger French fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

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Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

League Legend Jokes More League Legend Jokes

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger French fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do you call a chicken takeover of the government?

A coop.

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What did one snail say to the other snail?

It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

How do you protect a valuable instrument?

Hide it in an accordion case.

Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?

The C.I.ayy