Legend Jokes

Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

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What do you call a legend of Zelda fan theory?

Head Ganon

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger French fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

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How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

Myth Jokes More Myth Jokes

What do you call a myth from the middle east?

A turban legend

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

League Jokes More League Jokes

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

Star War Jokes More Star War Jokes

What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

What programming language do they use in Star Wars?

JawaScript

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.