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Why can't Americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

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Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

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Why is football the single best sport?

Because Americans don't play it.

Why can't Americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

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Whats Updog?

NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there

What even is that?

United States: Lol, we made it up.

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Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

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Why can't Americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before