Why can't Americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

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What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play?

House.

What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

A minor.

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Why is football the single best sport?

Because Americans don't play it.

What do you call Americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

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Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke

Why are girls so hot?

Because they lay out in the sun so much

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Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

Why arent the Americans playing chess?

They are missing two towers.

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How the hell did he escaped?

Guard: He went through the entrance.

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!