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Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!