Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

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Why does Kylo Ren have no friends?

Because his whole life he's Ben Solo

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

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How do astronauts say they're sorry?

They apollo-gize.

How does the astronaut cut his hair?

Eclipse

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Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.