Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

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Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?

Life is a maze.

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How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

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Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.