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Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

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What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them".

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What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

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What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.