Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

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What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill...

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

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How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

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Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.