Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

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Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life

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What did the astronaut get on his science project?

He received a T minus.

What does a astronaut put in a sandwich?

Space Jam

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How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!

Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.