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Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What's a joke?

My life...

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

What do astronauts get?

Missile toe

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

Why does the moon have no hair?

Because it's waxing