What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

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What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?

Because it was full.

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You see, mountains aren't just funny.

They are hill areas.

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.