What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

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Scotsman Jokes More Scotsman Jokes

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?

Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark

Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why is the moon so bright?

Me: "It's not, it's pretty dim actually." Moon: "I heard that."

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by.