What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

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Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

X-post /r/puns Scotch.

What's the difference between a Scotsman and The Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

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Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

What do you call a pest from the moon?

A luna-tick.

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Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

What is a volcano?

A mountain with the hiccups.