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What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

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What's the difference between a Scotsman and The Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

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What do you call a pest from the moon?

A luna-tick.

Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.