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What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

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Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

X-post /r/puns Scotch.

Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

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Whats bigger than your balls?

The moon

What did the conspiracy theorist use as his breakup line?

Baby, I'm sorry, but I can't be with someone who's as real as the Moon landing...

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Why do mountains make people laugh?

Because they're hill-areas!

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.