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What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

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Scotsman Jokes More Scotsman Jokes

Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.