What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

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Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

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What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

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What did the mountain say to the desert?

You're hot

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!