What did one sheep say to the other?

Hey look, we have the same IPhone case

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How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

Why are autistic people like black people?

They all look the same.

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How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...