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How did Voldemort look like when he was hiding in Albania?

Pretty gaunt

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How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

How do you spot a sumo at a feminist rally?

Look for the one with shaved legs....

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Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..