How did Voldemort look like when he was hiding in Albania?

Pretty gaunt

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Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

M'self

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How do you hide from imminent retribution?

Karmaflage!

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!

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How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue.

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark