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How did Voldemort look like when he was hiding in Albania?

Pretty gaunt

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What do you call a good looking Lebanese man?

Azif

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

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Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

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What would Voldemort name his pet tortoise?

Voldetort.

What happened to Voldemort's face?

Nobody nose.