How did Voldemort look like when he was hiding in Albania?

Pretty gaunt

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What did the Pencile say to the other pencil?

What did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp

How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

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What shall I do?

Hide the tiddley winks.

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.