How did voldemort look like when he was hiding in albania?

Pretty gaunt

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What, why?

Is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

Where is your unicorn?

Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.

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Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

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What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

What do you call a bad riddle?

Voldemort