What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

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Why doesn't democracy work in China?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?

Can I hold your hand hand hand hand?

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When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called?

Star-Spangled Banner.

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What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

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What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called?

Star-Spangled Banner.

What do you get when you cross Captain America and The Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.