What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

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How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

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Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

What did the Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

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How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

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What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called?

Star-Spangled Banner.

What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.