What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

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How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

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What's your strong suit?

Oh, you know, The Hulk costume.

What has 72 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

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What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

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What do you get when you dress The Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What do you get when you cross Captain America and The Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.