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What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

What holds the moon up?

Moonbeams.

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What has 72 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

How did The Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

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Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

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What do you get when you dress The Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!