Hulk Jokes

What did The Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

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What's one thing The Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called?

Star-Spangled Banner.

What do you get when you dress The Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

How did The Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

What has 72 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

How does The Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

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How did The Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

What do you get when you cross Captain America and The Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What does Hulk say when he poops?

IBM!

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?"

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Ink-credible Hulk.

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

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The Star Spangled Banner!

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What do you call DJ Khaled crossdressing as Hulk Hogan?

A "brother" one."

What is DJ Khaled's favorite fraction?

1/9. Because, after the decimal, it's always another one.

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What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

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What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

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What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

Why was the animal unhappy?

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What do you call DJ Khaled crossdressing as Hulk Hogan?

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What is Khaleds fav number?

11 because it has another 1