Hulk Jokes

What did The Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

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What's one thing The Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called?

Star-Spangled Banner.

Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

What do you get when you dress The Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

How did The Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

What has 72 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

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How does The Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

How did The Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

What do you get when you cross Captain America and The Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What does Hulk say when he poops?

IBM!

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Ink-credible Hulk.

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

MOVIES!

Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

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Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

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What's DJ Khaled's favourite number?

11, Because it has another 1.

What is DJ Khaled's favorite number?

11 Because it has another 1

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What do you call DJ Khaled crossdressing as Hulk Hogan?

A "brother" one."

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

Avocado Jokes More Avocado Jokes

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

Incredible Hulk Jokes More Incredible Hulk Jokes

What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food?

Smashed potatoes.

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

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What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called?

Star-Spangled Banner.

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!