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What did The Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

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What's one thing The Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called?

Star-Spangled Banner.

Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

What do you get when you dress The Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

How did The Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

What has 72 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

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How does The Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

How did The Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

What do you get when you cross Captain America and The Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What does Hulk say when he poops?

IBM!

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Ink-credible Hulk.

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

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Not many of them know how to dance.

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They wanted a better celery!

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Hulk ash!

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11 because it has another 1

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