Hulk Jokes

What did The Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

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What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

What's one thing The Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called?

Star-Spangled Banner.

What do you get when you dress The Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What has 72 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

How does The Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

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How did The Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

What do you get when you cross Captain America and The Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?"

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Ink-credible Hulk.

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

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What's DJ Khaleds favourite number?

11, because it has another one

Why is DJ Khaled so good at music?

He loves major keys.

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What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food?

Smashed potatoes.

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Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

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What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What is The Hulk's favorite fruit?

Avocado.

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What do you call DJ Khaled crossdressing as Hulk Hogan?

A "brother" one."

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.