Hulk Jokes

What did The Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

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What's one thing The Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called?

Star-Spangled Banner.

Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

What do you get when you dress The Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

How did The Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

What has 72 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

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How does The Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

How did The Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

What do you get when you cross Captain America and The Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What does Hulk say when he poops?

IBM!

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Ink-credible Hulk.

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube

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Why did the brother octopi look so alike?

They were itentacle twins.

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

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What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

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What has 72 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did the blonde burn her ear?

The phone rang while she was ironing!

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

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What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

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Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

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What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.