What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Ink-credible Hulk.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?"

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

What did The Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!