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Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A harenet.

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink?

Gravi-tea!

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

Adele Jokes More Adele Jokes

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times