Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

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Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

To see the chicken strip!!!

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Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

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How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

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What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

Sing* Hello from the other side!