Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

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Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

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Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?

A slippery customer.

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What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

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What did Adele name her sandwich shop?

A deli

Why can't a Mac sing?

Because it's not Adele