Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

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Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

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What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

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How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

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What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

Why did Adele cross the street?

To say hello.... From the other side.