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Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the kid cross the road?

To go to a better place.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Adele Jokes More Adele Jokes

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

To say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)