Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call a road full of giraffes?

Giraffic.

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Dr Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down hill.

What is red and white and red and white and red and....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

Chicken Soup Jokes More Chicken Soup Jokes

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.