Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What do you call a Mexican that lives on a hill?

Slopz

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Chicken Soup Jokes More Chicken Soup Jokes

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.