Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink?

Gravi-tea!

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

Gracias

Chicken Soup Jokes More Chicken Soup Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!