Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

Chicken Soup Jokes More Chicken Soup Jokes

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.