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Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

A half decent person.

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

Chicken Soup Jokes More Chicken Soup Jokes

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.