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Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

Walking. JK ROLLING

Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

Chicken Soup Jokes More Chicken Soup Jokes

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.