What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

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How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

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What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called?

Star-Spangled Banner.

What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

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What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.