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What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

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Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

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What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

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What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

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What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

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What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers