What has 341 teeth and holds back The H...

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

Hulk Jokes More Hulk Jokes

What is The Hulk's favorite fruit?

Avocado.

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?