What has an IQ of 42?

"40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

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What has an IQ of 42?

"40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

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What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

What has an IQ of 42?

"40 Marines plus their lieutenant"