What has an IQ of 42?

"40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What do you call an 80lb midget with 40lb testicles?

SFW) Half nuts!

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What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

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What has an IQ of 42?

"40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant