What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.

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What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

Who currently provides your Internet?

He asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."

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Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens