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What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.

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How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream?

Sure, Bert!

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Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.