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What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.

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Ask them what OP stands for.

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Nah brah, tadah brah!

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Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

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What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens