Who currently provides your Internet?

He asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."

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What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life?

Well it pizza heck out of me.

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

And I have few friends in real life.

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What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.

What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave