OP de-livered.
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
That would be a dead giveaway.
Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave
He asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."
Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.
Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.
Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"
Get back in the ship, men!
Just be *honest* with it man...
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)
Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.
Greh.
Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!
Milk sheikh
Because they're full of Arab seamen.....
I think it's because usually the punchline is too long
Life
Daesh Network
Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.
9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*
