He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq
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OP de-livered.
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
Because it provides cavity protection
That would be a dead giveaway.
A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro
Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel
You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.
Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave
He asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."
Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
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It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!
A polynomeal
Jerky.
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Time to get a new principal.
Because time was always running out.
Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?
I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!
So the men can think of a solution in silence.
A flirtation device.
Namaste here
Yes, I have a rhuuuum, mate!
For giving arms to Iraq.
The finish line at the Boston Marathon
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