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What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

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What do you get when you cross a Star Wars ship with math?

A Pi fighter

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort?

The Baaahaaamaaas!

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What do you call empathetic bovine?

Understand bull

What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

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Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

Why should you work for a vegetable factory?

Because they offer a good celery.