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What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower!

How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

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What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

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Which cable provider offers ISIS 24/7 support?

Daesh Network

How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.