What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

Offer Jokes More Offer Jokes

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

Change.

Why did the Pokemon Company offer me a role in their upcoming TV Series?

So they could Starmie.

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

One of them is organized.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Sociologist Jokes More Sociologist Jokes

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.