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What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

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When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

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What did the Israelite say to the American when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.