What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

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What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

Because lions only understand.rars

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What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor.".

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.