How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

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What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

Why did the cow go to the psychologist?

She had a fodder complex.

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What does a tire made of potatoes have?

An inner tuber.

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.