How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

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How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

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How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

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How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.