Sociologist Jokes

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

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How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

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How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but it takes three episodes.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

America Jokes More America Jokes

Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.

What is the most useless superpower?

America.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!

What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

So they have something to do in the afternoon.

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

Anthropologist Jokes More Anthropologist Jokes

Why couldn't the anthropologist find any Lomekwian tools?

They were looking in Oldowan places

What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

One of them is organized.