Sociologist Jokes

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

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How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

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Reddit doesn't constantly have reposts from the other site.

What's the difference between Asians and Caucasians?

Asians don't have the "cauc".

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More guns!

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

What is a Mafia enforcer's favorite game?

Whack-A-Mole

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They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

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Why are DJ's called 'radio personalities'?

Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.

Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

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Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.

Who loses?

America.

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Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist