Sociologist Jokes

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

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How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

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A rottweiller.

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Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

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Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

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How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?

One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.

How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

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What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

One of them is organized.

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?

Curly hare.

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What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck