Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.
Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.
An offer you can't understand.
A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.
To break on through to the other side.
To get to the other cider.
Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
As a Canadian, this offends me.
To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.
Only one of them is organized.
He was sleeping with the fishes.
F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver
You can't ride your bike on a sociopath
The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."
Because from a distance they looked like hares.
3 years
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
