How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

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Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

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How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

What's the most played song at Amish parties?

Churn Down For What

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How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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Where do the Baltimore Ravens sit?

On The Wire.

What are all those wires?

My wireless internet." (New Yorker cartoon ideas)