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How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

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What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

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Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

What's the most played song at Amish parties?

Churn Down For What

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What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

A maid man.

How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

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How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

Where do the Baltimore Ravens sit?

On The Wire.