How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

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What's your favourite animal?

Me too, I like the saltyness

What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

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When an Amish buggy breaks down on the side of the road, who do they call?

Triple Hay

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

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What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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Where do the Baltimore Ravens sit?

On The Wire.

What are all those wires?

My wireless internet." (New Yorker cartoon ideas)