What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.

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Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

Why are test tube manufacturers always single?

People just seem to find them vial!

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Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

Who does he look like?

I'm like, 'Your husband'

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

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What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters

Why didn't you answer me?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!

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Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

What did you do?

Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell